The state of bedding today...

While browsing around last night, looking for new pillow shams (ours are in a sad state, and no one ever told me that in marriage, your husband would insist on strange things like sleeping on the pillow shams) I came across a wide variety of bedding, most of which made my eyes want to leave their sockets and hit the ground seeking shelter.

For example:

Romantic isn't it? But on closer inspection:

Why yes, someone has sewn toilet paper into bows on a duvet. This is the kind of thing I'd pay $268.00 for.

I was going to show you some more hideous bedding like this one, that I swear my mother had circa 1990.

Or this one, that any self-respecting man would sleep in.

But this one, takes the cake. Because what person wouldn't want a picture of a girl on their bed?

Classy, just classy.